That awkward moment when your old elementary...
It’s official. I’m moving back to Colorado Springs. Only a few people know: My family Jason Devin Clint SB I don’t plan on telling Andrew. We were supposed to get dinner this Sunday, and even though we haven’t spoken in two weeks (the longest time we’ve gone without talking in four years), I figured that I’d check in with him yesterday and confirm our...
Guess who's moving again?
Time to come home..
Today was rough.
I woke up from a nightmare about Andrew, rolled over, and didn’t know where I was. I drank a lot last night. I was underneath some stairs. I went to the pet store and bought a live baby mouse (I didn’t want to do this, but Noodles wouldn’t eat frozen mice and I had been force feeding him turkey). It was pink with no eyeballs. My heart was in my mouth. I went back to...
Anonymous asked: are you hooking up with clinton?
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I CAN'T GET OFF OF:
/b/, Uber Humor, Reddit, Tumblr, Failblog, Failbook, or Texts from Last Night. IT’S BEEN THREE HOURS.
I said goodbye to Andrew today, so naturally, im shit faced. Gotta get up at 7
Never listen to country music when you're sad.
Today, I had to force feed Noodles. It was really upsetting, to tell the truth, but he fought back less than usual and swallowed everything without trying to spit it up. My poor baby. I’m so, fucking, indescribably lonely today.
I gave up alcohol for Andrew, but sense he’s gone, I’ll just drink and drink and drink and drink and drink.
Also, in other news, Andrew is a fucking faggot. He keyed Jason’s car. Like wtf. I hate all three of you.
I just bought a snake, named it Noodles Ophelia Leander, and I’m on margarita number five. I’m a rock star. Fuck the people in Colorado who hurt me.
I'm Not Dead
I didn’t move to California to fall out of love. I mean, one of the reasons I moved was to get over Andrew, but that’s a long and unfortunate story that I’m sick of telling. I moved to California so I could fall in love with myself. I mean, hey, I’m a mildly attractive female. I’ve got a wicked personality. I’m smart, talented, outgoing… What’s not...